The Three Laws of the First World
Borrowing or stealing, if you prefer, from Issac Asimov's wonderful robotic universe I have come up with the Three Laws of the First World that I have come to accept as true through my many debates trying to convince people that Anthropogenic Global Warming is real and perhaps we might have to accept that some people might have to make a little less money to help combat global warming.
First Law:
Governments must ensure that First World economies grow and deliver profits to First World people and corporations.Second Law:
First World people must be provided with low cost energy, food and consumer goods except where this would conflict with the First Law.Third Law:
The global environment and the Third World must be protected and/or helped except where this would conflict with the First and Second Law.
Explanations:
First Law - in all the talk that I have had over global warming the one thing that stands out preventing action on climate change is that any action cannot harm the economy so this law is self-evident. It does not matter if we are going to fry the planet with greenhouse gases the economy of the First World is sacrosanct and cannot be touched. The justification for this is that increased wealth will bring increased health and prosperity in a trickle down effect for all the worlds population. This held to be true despite clear evidence that the gap between rich and poor is growing ie: the universal rule and corollary to the First Law is that "The Rich get Richer and the Poor get Poorer". Joseph Heller summed up this law neatly in Catch 22 when he coined the phrase "whats good for M & M Industries is good for you" even when you try to inflate your life jacket and find the CO2 has been taken to make ice cream.
Second Law - As providing First World people with cheap consumer goods and cheap energy very rarely brings this Law in conflict with the Second Law this law tends to stand alone. The only usual expression of conflict with the First Law is when employees are laid off. It can be said that this is in violation of the Second Law as this can lead to them not having access to the said cheap energy and consumer goods by having no money. However in this case the First Law takes precedence as the company will increase profits by moving labour overseas and therefore be obeying the First Law. Recent statements by one leader in the First World that "The American Way of Life is not negotiable" tend to reinforce the truth of this law. Witness also the outcry that happened when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. This clearly breached the Second Law as First World people were denied Second Law things for an extended time and briefly attained the status of Third World people and were in danger of being placed in the Third Law like the rest of the Third World. By contrast did anyone hear about this one - Supertyphoon Pongsona - No it hit Guam - no violation of the Second Law here.
Third Law - According to free marketeers the First Law should fix all Third World problems and the environment. The fact that it is not doing this does not seem to faze them. Clearly any action to help the Third World and/or the environment that could potentially deny First World people cheap energy would be in violation of the Second Law and possibly the First Law as well. A clear case of this is in the Niger Delta where oil is extracted. Giving the profits and control to the local people could increase the price of oil in supply tight world. This would clearly violate the Second Law and is therefore out of the question. Instead the Oil companies must continue the path they have followed to deliver cheap oil to the First World. Also this action would deny First World economies profits and therefore be in violation of the First Law. Another example is supplying cheap or free anti malarial and AIDS drugs to the Third World. This could decrease the extremely profitable international drug companies patents rights and would be a clear breach of the First Law. Only when such drugs can be supplied in a way that does not violate the First Law is such action taken. This usually takes the form of generic drugs that are off patent being supplied instead of the newer and more effective drugs.
Viewed in the light of the Three Laws you can easily see why the Kyoto Protocol tanked and the Asia-Pacific Partnership on Clean Development and Climate was such a winner. The Kyoto Protocol has measurable and enforceable targets. Achieving these targets could place a country in breach of the First Law if the economy was in danger growing less or delivering less profits. Additionally the Second Law could be breached if First World people had to pay more for energy. So clearly the Kyoto Protocol was really dead from the start because of the Three Laws of the First World.
By contrast the Asia-Pacific Partnership is a winner from the start. With no pesky targets or set emission limits, countries can happily conform to the Partnership without actually violating the First or Second Laws at all. Concentrating, as it does, on future things like Clean Coal etc the money can be spent on villas in the South of France as there is no set measurement of emissions to conform to. A country can use any statistic they like to show that they are reducing greenhouse emissions and helping the environment as no-one is actually measuring how many clean coal plants are built. It is clear to me that the formulators of the Asia-Pacific Partnership had a clear and detailed knowledge of the three laws when it was developed.
The only fly in the ointment of the Three Laws is that the Second one could have a bit of a problem. The statement that First World people must be provided with low cost energy could be a problem as there are more and more people that are attaining protection under the Second Law. Newly affluent people in India and China, benefiting from changes mandated under the First Law, also have to be supplied with cheap energy creating a problem as there may not be enough energy to go around. While this is not a real problem for the Three Laws or the new First World people as more energy can be usually be cranked out this could create a problem for the Earth. Increasingly lower energy return energy will have to be used to prevent violations of the Second Law. This can be done without violating the First Law however this usually precludes renewable sources as they are not able to supply energy with as much profit and convenience as nuclear and coal. It is cheaper and easier to build natural gas, nuclear or coal power plants as they will not violate either the First or Second Laws. The Third Law only gives protection to the environment when it does not conflict with the first two, so renewables and other greenie stuff is usually relegated to where they belong and are not considered serious alternatives. Large scale adoption of solar and wind would involve breaches of the First and Second Laws and are therefore out of the question.
So there you have it when you are arguing with a Kyoto basher or AGW skeptic you really only have to remember the Three Laws of the First World and all of it makes perfect sense.
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